I need this to happen when I get my own place and I’m living with a woman…
Me: *walks in the apartment smelling like good food, 90s R&B blasting,*
Her: *in the kitchen, not visible* BABY?!
Me: *hella confused* YEA! WHERE ARE YOU?!
Her: *turns down the music* I’m in the kitchen…
Me: *goes to the kitchen*
I literally think about this moment all the time